Life After People

Life after people is a popular show that the History channel shows once a week to demonstrate the repercussions if people were to just disappear. Similar to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart; in which world Super Powers Egypt and Brazil have been investigating for years. Yet, what if we actually do know the answer. But the answer to how we disappear in that show is actually only geared to one country. You see, people are going to start disappearing out of the blue; but countries like America and the UK will be safe. What if I were to tell you that one countries biased views towards woman would mean the end for them? Ready, Go!

In search of this answer countless hours of research have been conducted by elite professors from Harvard, Oxford, and Hogwarts. They tested themselves everyday to see why people would just disappear without being physically hurt or a 2012(now available on blu ray dvd) to happen.( And yes I completely forgot to mention that China is the country that will fade off into space.Fuck, I should of mentioned that from the beginning)

The Chinese government has a policy called the one child act. It is a act not from a play, but from a set of rules the Chinese created about maybe 20 years ago. This law entitles a man and a woman to only have one child. Which is fine, because they have such a large population. But here lies in the problem. Most Chinese want a male child for numerous reasons. A. They want them to keep the family name going(obvious) B.They want a male around to do house work. C. Most directors in porn are males. The determination to have a male child has put China in a huge issue. When a daughter is born most are given up for adoption, but some just simply disappear at night. Are the babies running off on there own? Probably not considering babies can’t walk. Yet, the issue gets worse and worse each year. You're probably thinking to yourself, "what the hell is going on."

Which leads us to the disappearance of the Chinese race. It’s been calculated that by 2020, the Chinese will find a way to only create male children. Fine, but the real problem is the woman population will rapidly decrease. So, what is planned to happen is All the woman will fade off or run from China because they want nothing to do with this. Which will lead to all the men developing a way that they can impregnate themselves. Yet, the problem is most Gay people carry aids. Which is slowly going to kill off the Chinese race. Thus, you have the show Life after People.

Nicolas Cage Returns as Joker in Batman 3, Trades Gun for Glowing Ball of Jizz

Since Summer 2008, fans around the globe have been wondering when Nicolas Cage would reprise his Oscar-winning role as The Joker. Well, the wait is over, as Cage returns almost exactly two years later clutching a glowing ball of yogurt in Batman 3: The Sorcerer's Something. While fans will have to wait until July 14th to catch a glimpse of Cage's newest onscreen gem, early plot details have begun to leak out to the media. While the information has been sparse, this much is known: The Joker returns to do battle with Batman, Alfred, and Brian Conover amidst a slew of time travel, paradoxes, and McGangbangs.

"Don't believe everything you hear. But hear everything that you believe," says Cage via telegraph from within the depths of his secret castle. "The truth will set you free."

Seacrest out.

February 18, 2003.

A prominent date that sticks out in most sports fan's mind is June 17th, 1994. It is a day that will live in infamy. OJ Simpson set sail on the west coast highways, Ken Griffey Junior made baseball history,and the New York Rangers were finally able to hoist the Stanley Cup through the streets of Time Square. Yet, the events that took place on June 17th,1994 isn't even in the same ball park as the events that had taken place on February 18,2003. Kobe Bryant was months away from his life changing moment that changed his image forever in the American eye. Yet, it is quite right to say that his experience in Colorado that evening went all the way back to February 18th,2003.

I remember it like as if I already knew it had happened. I woke up from the buzz that was circling the entertainment world. Perhaps the biggest album since Linkin Park's debut album was ready to drop. It was a foreshadow of what was to happen the rest of the year and would help make the decision for Kobe Bryant to enter that hotel. This album was Chocolate Factory, by R. Kelly. It was an album that was way a head of it's time. Critics and artist agreed that it carried the same formula and master mind that can be heard in Beethoven's Symphony No.9. The lucrative lyrics of a lyrical genius set the tone of what was to come of 2003.
The message was so powerful. That morning George W. Bush woke up from a mid-days nap and on accident(so he says)popped in R. Kelly's Chocolate Factory. It was then and there he decided, "We must go to war." Yes, the fans were bumping and grinding, but little was known that the cd would have such an impact on the American people, which helped start a war.

Historians and anthropologists have studied the album closely and they have each agreed that the release of the Chocolate Factory on Jive Records was like opening Pandora's Box. Something we can not reverse. Don't believe them, just ask Kobe Bryant. "Shit got really real, real quick"-Kobe Bryant

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The Recession

Chicago’s south side community carries a great reputation due to it’s citizens. Perhaps it’s the open mindedness that the community possesses. Or the loose, carefree spirit of it’s citizens that light up the night life of this once booming town. As the New Testament says, “The South side’s unbiased, diverse neighborhood is really what defines the community.” Yet, when you ask a southsider what defines the community, they all have the same answer,”95th and Kedzie”. Or what the locals simply call “downtown.” 95th and kedzie use to be a premiere hot spot in the large city of Evergreen Park. It is here where Rocky trained to run up Philadelphia’s famous Philadelphia Museum of Art. Brian Conover once hopped off the bus and coined one of the most famous terms ever,”That’s Show biz, baby!” Just down the road Jada Picket Smith delivered her second child. But since then all the glitz and glamour have faded. The camera stopped shooting. Since the economic recession Evergreen Park was hit the hardest in Illinois. A once mighty powerful force has simply turned into a failed Jedi. The skyscrapers have since been torn down, leaving hundreds and thousands out of jobs. There’s no new money coming in, since all the commuters and tourists stopped flooding in. No longer will the citizens of this once proud town be host of super star charity events such as “The Undertaker and Mugsy Bogue’s Annual Bowling Event” at town favorite Bleekers. These events have since been outsourced or canceled. Though, even though times are down; the community still has high spirits and know they can become the super power they once were.

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Preface

Before the national anthem, we need to start off by thanking Tina Chen for creating this web logging template. Thank you once again Ms. Chen for showcasing how Asian women are superior to Caucasians, but still light years behind being equal to men.